I must introduce to you an amazing personality that lives in the internet. He is
available for all to enjoy so I wanted to mention him. Your lives will be filled with a
momentary glimmer of hope after you meet him and it will only take four minutes
and twenty seconds of your life.
Imagine if Xena and Brett Michaels had a baby that was born atop a unicorn galloping towards a pirate ship? That baby would be named Chris Dane Owens and he has brought the word “epic” to a whole new level. The great news is that he wants to share it with you!